Yesterday I had to make an important telephone call. I cocked up whilst on the phone and said an inappropriate word, bearing in mind I was speaking to the local vicar! I then got flustered and repeated it AGAIN.
I only phoned to book an appointment to get his signature on Moo Moo’s school entry form. I wasn’t going to, but all the mothers who take there children to church in village were talking about it at the play school gates and it got the shakers on me, so I decided to bite the bullet and beg him to sign the form, even though I do not go, slightly hypercritical yes, but hey I will do anything to get Moo Moo into the school thats at the end of my road! (When I say anything…. within reason of course!) The vicar must feel like the village celebrity!